The world was given a huge gift,
The day you came to be born;
Back on June 12, you know, back then,
When the stork first learned how to soar.
There's been babies born before,
And we know a few notables that have been born since;
That rival the goodness you bring to the masses,
But none that are so heaven sent.
There is more I plan to say,
But over the web is sure not the place;
It is supposed to stay PG around here,
Plus I don't want to give you a blushing face!
So let's leave it at that for now,
And publicly wish you a Happy Birthday;
Later we'll celebrate privately in style,
With a party, a cake and perhaps a roll in the ....
Happy Birthday Tonya!